So, it's Friday night, and I'm shopping at Safeway. Innocently. I mean it, not a foul thought in my head. I know, I'm shocked too. Mostly thinking about how tired I am from work. Walking through the cereal aisle staring vacantly at the Puffins and the Frosted Doo-Dads and the All Wheat Whatzits.
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